FOTS has the greatest start of any Brian era album. None. No start whatsoever. No prop, no theme, no melodic intro. Thump. The Rudd hits the snare and we are off, "Don't need no excuse, my body's for abuse." Too fucking right it is. The most intense relentless slow march AC/DC ever laid down. People talk about no light or shade when it comes to this record, well they should listen to Ang pick his way through the shadows before the storm breaks, we got howling winds, thunder rolls and the flash of lightning strikes, there's your light and shade. With an opening call and response from the brothers Young, This House Is On Fire only increases the burning intensity, grooving and rolling along like a rock and roll truck. It's not like there was any messing about before but somehow the title track has even less frippery. It's beautifully brutal, brutiful if you will, and boogies like no other band. FLICK THE SWITCH! FLICK THE SWITCH!
Quick take a breath. Ha ha! Nervous Shakedown. You thought it had been intense before. You thought heavier, harder grooves weren't possible? Ha ha! It's Nervous Fucking Shakedown. Oh my. Otherworldly perfection. Just listen to the The Rudd, he's so deep in the pocket he's never coming out. Every crash is like a slap around the face. SHAKE IT DOWN! SHAKE IT DOWN! I hope you took that breath before because there's no room for air now. Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandslide is upon you. The most ferocious boogie the boys ever recorded. I don't know what level of inspired insanity enables you to create something like this. Brian is possessed. A better song than most bands ever record.
Ha ha ha! I'm fucking laughing/crying at the madness, it's GUNS FOR FUCKING HIRE! A little tickle from Ang before being bludgeoned with a mountain. AC/DC just fuck with you time and time again. An absolute onslaught, a display of power so consummate it borders on vulgarity. Joyous. The tempo might drop for the next track but you are still in over your head. Deep In The Hole is a potent repetitive grind, it may or may not have something to do with sex. Maybe you were thinking that this album could do with a a little less restraint. Say hello to Bedlam In Belgium, bearer of an absolute core motif that the boys 'don't just play for pay' and riffs like brass knuckles on both hands. When that final verse comes in and culminates with "War!War!War!" all bets are off and it's a fight for survival. As if you hadn't been blessed with grooves before, Badlands unleashes one on the scale of the Grand Canyon replete with cowboy metaphors. If there is a moment that encapsulates Brian willingness to give everything it comes here just before the solo. If you listen closely I'm pretty sure you can hear his larynx explode "Come on girl I'm gonna give you a thrill! Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!" How about an 'all out ride on a rocking suicide' to finish. I mean you've come this far why not go 'toe to toe with a black widow?' And how about a shuddering climax to finish with everybody banging everything at the same time. Thought so. Lovely. I'm off for a lay down.
* Someone wrote about this once. I forget who. Credit where credit is due.